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[wickedflea]

Did I know that Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog? Seems like I'd heard about it, but I forgot about it. It's looney. Forsooth!

Yesterday I accidentally pasted "Love ain't got nothin' to do with the way you smellin' right now" into a memo to the big boss. It was all lulu_girl's fault!

My right ear has been itching all summer, and it's driving me batshit. What the hell is that about?

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAW, I forgot where I heard that. On the internest, I'm sure. I could've said "rubbing one out," but that term always makes me cringe.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

ewww I know! I don't like that either.

Just like the word 'horny' makes me feel kinda ill.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ugh, yap, that's another foul one. The first time I ever heard that word was when I saw "Coal Miner's Daughter" on TV when I was a kid. Loretta was talking on the radio about how her husband said eating bologna made him horny. That's enough to turn anyone off that word. :X

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

bologna + horny should never be used in conjunction.


processed meat. grody!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Now I'm fighting the urge to google bologna horny. :( MUST RESIST IT WOULD NOT BE GOOD

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

ha! I just did. Not so bad, really. no photos either!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

AHHH it gave me this:

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


really? maybe i dun goggled it wrong.

Christ! That can't be real.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think it probably shows up on mines cuz I have the "safe search" option turned off. I want the pure filth!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

oh yeah. eek. I'm afraid of turning that off!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

although this is hilarious. and creepy:

"Women's Health Discussion Forums: Men & Masterbation...?
At least you get horny when your preggers. I have had 4 and never once got horny. ... I think he means roll a slice of bologna around your member "

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLWTF

Why would he do that?!? Maybe he was trying to get the dog to play with it.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


and wow! one post from you and we've gone from itchy ears to paris hilton to wrapping bologna around one's 'member' (that word cracks me up) in order to entice a dog!

love it! hahahah