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[wickedflea]

I woke up at my grandmother's to see Lonzie tearing ass all over the bed like the fucking house was on fire. Looked up and there was a goddamn BIRD in the room. i had to chase it all around the house with a wastebasket for ten minutes before i finally trapped it behind the blinds and grabbed it by the beak with a sock on my hand. and no, this was not one of my freaky dreams.

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[mipplet.livejournal.com]

YIKES!!!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! It was the craziest fucking thing I've ever had to deal with just after waking up.

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

WHOA! what a nightmare-- for you and the bird, anyway. lonzie probably thought he'd stepped into a little piece of heaven.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah, Lonzie was in full-on primal hunting mode! He was lookin' for some shit.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, man--that happened to me in my mom's basement once. I made her catch it with an empty beer box.

[mediajam.livejournal.com]

We had a bird in our apartment about a month ago! It was the freakiest thing to wake up, and see something huge flying around the kitchen. It ended up makng us late for work and we figured we would wait til afterwork and get it out. After shitting all over the living room, it must have flew right into the window on the door and knocked itself out. Very very freaky stuff!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, it's so nuts! A couple of times while I was trying to catch it, I just stopped for a minute and said to myself, "What the FUCK is going on?!"