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[wickedflea]

I woke up at my grandmother's to see Lonzie tearing ass all over the bed like the fucking house was on fire. Looked up and there was a goddamn BIRD in the room. i had to chase it all around the house with a wastebasket for ten minutes before i finally trapped it behind the blinds and grabbed it by the beak with a sock on my hand. and no, this was not one of my freaky dreams.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, man--that happened to me in my mom's basement once. I made her catch it with an empty beer box.