wickedflea: (lonzie car)
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Attn: Lonzie the Cat

Dear Sir,

Please to be taking notice that the hours of 5-7 a.m. are a most important sleeping time for the Benevolent Mr. Wickedflea, and are thus not the best time for you to be training for the World Feline Gymnastics Championship. Please make a note of it, and schedule your long jumps from the chair to the bed and back for another time, preferably during working hours.

Sleepily,
Me

p.s. -- stop trying to make sexytime with my feet.
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