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Two friends gave birth to healthy baby girls yesterday! One's an dear old LJ friend, and one is a very good IRL friend from up in Yankeeland. And my cousin Sarah is due in a couple of weeks. My heart is filled with big honkin' sacks of joy for them. :D

I'll be particularly glad when my cousin gives birth, because it'll shift my grandmother's attention away from the fact that I'm 35 and ain't been sewing no seed yet. She probly thinks my gonads have done dried up.

I'm headed to Starkvegas after work for the holiday. It's hard to believe, but this'll be my first Thanksgiving at home since 2000. That feels like two or three lifetimes ago! Anyway, I am going to relax, completely forget about work, do crossword puzzles, watch the cats fight, and gorge myself on dressing and pecan pie.

Speaking of pecan pie, I hipped [livejournal.com profile] notoneless to our family recipe for pecan pie the other day, and now she's hopelessly addicted. I'll give it to youse guys, but you have to promise not to hold me responsible for any ill effects you may have from it, whether it be fat ass, tooth decay, or knocking over a Piggly Wiggly for another six-pack of Karo syrup.

Pecan Pie

3 eggs

1 cup white Karo
½ cup white sugar
½ cup loosely packed light brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
½ tsp. salt
1 tsp. lemon juice
2 Tbs. butter
1 cup pecans--most chopped, some left whole
1 9” unbaked pie crust (I use Pillsbury refrigerated)

Beat eggs slightly (just to break the yolks). Add sugar, salt, vanilla, Karo, and lemon juice.

Melt butter in small skillet; add pecans while hot and stir to be sure all are covered. (This is the secret to crunchy, not soft, pecans.) Pour into egg mixture.

Pour mixture into pie crust. Bake at 350 for 50 to 55 minutes. Check after about 40 minutes to be sure it doesn’t overcook; ovens can vary, of course. In mine, it takes exactly 55 minutes. The pie should still have slight movement when done, but will set up when cool.

An early Happy Thanksgiving to those o' y'all what celebrate it, and an early Happy Thursday to those o' y'all what don't.

Date: 2006-11-22 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-fallenangel.livejournal.com
Dude, if gramma is giving serious thought to your gonads, it's time to put her in the home. I'm just sayin'.

Have a happy T-Day, old friend. I don't say it too often, but I'm glad to know ye.

Date: 2006-11-22 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Heh, nah, she don't care nothin' about my gonads--she just wants some great-grandbabies. =)

Same to you, sir! I hope you and yours have a good'un.

Date: 2006-11-22 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-fallenangel.livejournal.com
Lord willing and the creek don't rise, it'll be a good day.

Date: 2006-11-22 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Whenever someone mentions pecan pie, I think of you. Hee.

Have a good one with the family, Señor Flea. :)

Date: 2006-11-24 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Thankya sir! Hope you're having a great one, too.

Date: 2006-11-23 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4hour-ramona.livejournal.com
hot diggidy - that pie recipe looks fab. if i can brave the grocery store, i just may give it a shot this weekend.

Date: 2006-11-24 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Dooooooooooooooeeeet!

I do testify

Date: 2006-11-23 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozmaofoz.livejournal.com
Heller's Accursedly Delicious Pe-kan Pie is drop dead ridiculously good.

Date: 2006-11-23 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veggiemama2003.livejournal.com
Love that icon. Happy Thanksgiving to you and crazy cat!

Date: 2006-11-24 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Thank you, ma'am! Happy Thanksgiving to you and the family, too. =)
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Date: 2006-11-24 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Excellent, do let me know! I love spreading the sugary southern joy.
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Date: 2006-12-20 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Excellent! Glad you're enjoying the recipe.

Happy Turkey-Jerky Day

Date: 2006-11-23 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meleekitten.livejournal.com
That.. is a lot of sugar.

Congrats on all the babies that aren't yours! Personally, I think a baby is much more annoying then the cat sitting on my face every morning... at least she doesn't ask to play with my new Transformer 20th Anniversary Optimus Prime. A kid? Yeah they'd totally want to play with him and that would just be uncalled for and when I said no they'd cry and I can't stand crying.

Yeah, I have a kid but she's well trained to both not ask to play with my toys and to not cry... shock therapy really works ;)

Re: Happy Turkey-Jerky Day

Date: 2006-11-24 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Fuck yeah, you can't go wrong with three different kinds of sugar, butter, AND pecans!

Yeah, you have a good point with the baby vs. cat thing. If I can't handle Lonzie waking me up at 5 a.m. every morning, I have no business even THINKING about spreading my seed. ;)

Date: 2006-11-25 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liminal-space.livejournal.com
yay for honkin' sacks of joy! =D

i'm tired.

run down.

listless.

and i gots a sassy little grrl, too. :)

*hugs*







and gimme some of that pie!

Date: 2006-11-26 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Hugs and happy thoughts back at ya, ma'am. And pie. :D
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