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Jan. 11th, 2007 07:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaI got carded for freakin' cigarettes tonight. I'd have been flattered, but after the woman checked my ID, she STILL didn't believe me. She kept going on and on about how my license had the CT DMV's URL on it: "I ain't never seen one with a WEBSITE on it!" I'm thinking, lady, it's not an actual WEBSITE, it's the goddamn ADDRESS for a website printed on the license. But instead I joked with her, "The damn thing better be good--I paid ten dollars for it just down the street." And she went, "THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKIN'!!!" I was completely bumfuzzled. So then she checked the ID against her little book, and of course the one in the book looked just like mine except no URL. So then she called some supervisor and asked him. Meanwhile, I grabbed the book from her and immediately found a note beside the picture that clearly read, "dmvct.org may appear in red below picture." So finally she sold me my flippin' Camels, but as I walked out, she was still mouthing about never having seen a license with a website on it.
Jesus. I'd have walked out earlier, but I was afeared she woulda called 911 on my young yankee ass and my tobacker shenanigans and I'd have had to take off runnin'.
Jesus. I'd have walked out earlier, but I was afeared she woulda called 911 on my young yankee ass and my tobacker shenanigans and I'd have had to take off runnin'.
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Date: 2007-01-12 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-12 05:02 pm (UTC)oh fuck off. with everything going on, people deserve a goddamn drink. I can tell you what...if NYC gets attacked again (or, I suppose, I should say 'when') I'm heading out to get a damn beverage. Why not get numb and drunk in the face of death? Fuckers! people are MAROONS (to quote bugs bunny).
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Date: 2007-01-12 05:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-12 05:11 pm (UTC)Eat some Lulu!
grack!
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Date: 2007-01-12 05:14 pm (UTC)That's nothing compared to some of the stuff in this cookbook. One recipe for "Hunter's Coffee" calls for two cups of ground coffee, three raw eggs, a couple of teaspoons of salt, and half a teaspoon of dry mustard to be thrown into a pot with five quarts of water, boiled, and served up to the gang. GOOD TIMES. Goes well with Muskrat Stew.
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Date: 2007-01-12 05:23 pm (UTC)*rubs tongue across carpet*
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Date: 2007-01-12 05:32 pm (UTC)