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wickedfleaI woke myself up this morning by turning my head violently to the side and snapping, "Your fucking shoes are in my back!" I'd been dreaming that I was in a movie theater and some lady wouldn't take her feet off the back of my seat. Scared the shit out of Lonzie.
Speaking of sleep, it was recently brought to my attention that I snore. This bothers me. Many times when I've had to share a hotel room with my dad, I've wanted to choke the shit out of him because he was rocking the house with his snoring--and now I'm doing it? My head has betrayed me.
Snore. What a scrange-looking word. SNORE. Sn- words are the best. Snake. Snipe. Snark. Snore. Snuff. Snout. Snapper. Good words all.
Get this--I'm actually looking forward to the Miss America pageant tonight. I hate pageants like poison, but I actually know Miss Connecticut, and she's a very cool chick. Heidi's hip enough to have told me at least twice that KISS's tune "Mainline" is about anal sex. How many beauty queens would know such a thing about an obscure song from KISS's second album? She has a pretty compelling story, too. I hope she wins like a motherfucker.
Oh, and check it out--the pageant is on CMT, and it's hosted by that A.C. Slater dude. Miss America's slippin', yo. At least it's not Screech, though.
My walls at work are boring. I wonder if I could get Neck Face to paint a mural for me.
So Van Halen is getting back together with David Lee Roth. Big whoop. I always take Roth's side over Hagar, but the truth is that I never gave two shits about Van Halen. I liked 1984 and a few other earlier songs, but in general I didn't care for them, and I blamed them for spawning all the terrible hair bands that followed them. Anyway, I bet this tour is gonna totally blow. I heard Eddie was drunk onstage throughout their last tour, and Roth--well, have you SEEN him lately?!? Gah.
So yeah. I'm not in much of a mood to start working this week. Obvious much?
Speaking of sleep, it was recently brought to my attention that I snore. This bothers me. Many times when I've had to share a hotel room with my dad, I've wanted to choke the shit out of him because he was rocking the house with his snoring--and now I'm doing it? My head has betrayed me.
Snore. What a scrange-looking word. SNORE. Sn- words are the best. Snake. Snipe. Snark. Snore. Snuff. Snout. Snapper. Good words all.
Get this--I'm actually looking forward to the Miss America pageant tonight. I hate pageants like poison, but I actually know Miss Connecticut, and she's a very cool chick. Heidi's hip enough to have told me at least twice that KISS's tune "Mainline" is about anal sex. How many beauty queens would know such a thing about an obscure song from KISS's second album? She has a pretty compelling story, too. I hope she wins like a motherfucker.
Oh, and check it out--the pageant is on CMT, and it's hosted by that A.C. Slater dude. Miss America's slippin', yo. At least it's not Screech, though.
My walls at work are boring. I wonder if I could get Neck Face to paint a mural for me.
So Van Halen is getting back together with David Lee Roth. Big whoop. I always take Roth's side over Hagar, but the truth is that I never gave two shits about Van Halen. I liked 1984 and a few other earlier songs, but in general I didn't care for them, and I blamed them for spawning all the terrible hair bands that followed them. Anyway, I bet this tour is gonna totally blow. I heard Eddie was drunk onstage throughout their last tour, and Roth--well, have you SEEN him lately?!? Gah.
So yeah. I'm not in much of a mood to start working this week. Obvious much?
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Date: 2007-01-29 04:28 pm (UTC)before they all got sort of gross, i would have done eddie before david but they were both VERY doable (probably they were a 9 each on the doable scale).
i wonder what alex looks like now?
while i'd rather eat glass than watch any beauty pageant, i'll keep my fingers crossed your friend wins her crown. :)
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Date: 2007-01-29 04:52 pm (UTC)I'm the same way about this pageant stuff. Really, I'm thinking I'll probably Tivo it and watch it late tonight so I can fast-forward through most of the horror.
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Date: 2007-01-29 06:33 pm (UTC)Something must be very wrong in my head, because I just mis-read the word 'crown' as 'crotch.'
!!!
Must be all that Van Halen talk....
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Date: 2007-01-29 06:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-29 06:50 pm (UTC)I used to get hit on ALL THE TIME by this guy who wore THE SAME pair of leather pants EVERY DAY...and these pants had this crotch thing on them. All I could think was how smelly these pants must have been, especially with the jock strappy thing keeping his bits in such close quarters. GRACK!
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Date: 2007-01-29 07:07 pm (UTC)i hope you realize that i HAVE to add you as a friend now...it's like an eljay law that if someone makes you laugh so that milk comes out of your nose, they must be added. ;)
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Date: 2007-01-29 07:11 pm (UTC)Happy to make you laugh. : )
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Date: 2007-01-29 05:05 pm (UTC)http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/
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Date: 2007-01-30 03:03 am (UTC)EGGS
Date: 2007-01-30 03:10 am (UTC)Re: EGGS
Date: 2007-01-30 03:22 am (UTC)My religion don't allow me to look at that stuff no more. I'm out back with your Mom's GYNO, thinkin 'bout Jesus.
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Date: 2007-01-29 06:13 pm (UTC)http://youtube.com/watch?v=HcgoB0E8vVI
:)
p.s. Would you believe Michael Anthony is no longer in the band? Eddie's 15 year-old son is playing bass for VH now. Uh huh. Yeah.
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Date: 2007-01-29 06:26 pm (UTC)And yeah, Wolfgang is on bass! Wolfgang Van Halen. *boggles*
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Date: 2007-01-29 06:32 pm (UTC)Ha! I forgot about that. Why do so many celebrities on giving their kids goofy names?
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Date: 2007-01-29 06:31 pm (UTC)you are Teh Gay.
:D
(but I just might watch to help you root for Ms CT)
but I'm not sure I can handle Slater. 'Tis better than Screech. Someone told me he gave some chick a dirty sanchez in his sex video. (GROOOSSSSSSSSSS *kills self at the thought*) which of course begs the question as to HOW and WHY my friend knew this...
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Date: 2007-01-29 06:49 pm (UTC)Uggggggh, I heard that about Screech's movie, too. It was actually in some news article I saw about it! It was so strange to see that on a mainstream news site--"The lurid video allegedly includes footage of a sexual technique known as a 'dirty sanchez.'" This world has gotten entirely too weird!
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Date: 2007-01-29 06:52 pm (UTC)This woman wrote on a bathroom stall wall that she loves bukkake. But why announce that AND why write that in the women's bathroom? Not much I can do to help her out in that regard.
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Date: 2007-01-29 07:05 pm (UTC)And yeah, what were other women gonna do with that information? I guess you were just supposed to be enriched by the knowledge.
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Date: 2007-01-29 07:10 pm (UTC)pfft.
Woman write the nastiest stuff on walls. Mostly about how so-and-so is a cunt, so call her at 555-xxxx and tell her so. Or 'my boyfriend is the best because his cock is so big' or whatnot. I'm sure men are worse, but women can give a run for the money.
The misspellings are great, too. 'My boyfriend is better than you're boyfriend. Your all stupid!'
HAHAHAH. That's written on a bathroom wall in this dive bar on Ave A. :D
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Date: 2007-01-29 07:13 pm (UTC)You google and find out. I'll wait.
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Date: 2007-01-29 07:29 pm (UTC)what in the hell?
Ohh, http://www.reference.com/search?r=13&q=Bukkake (http://www.reference.com/search?r=13&q=Bukkake), check it out! Dunno if it's work safe...but it's in the encyclopedia!
I had no idea that there was lesbian bukkake too. Hey, it's true! One learns something new every day!
I kinda want to take a bath now. : /
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