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[wickedflea]

I'm gonna throw my home computer out the friggin' window. Unfortunately, I live on the first floor, so it probably wouldn't kill it too badly. I think soon I'm just gonna break down and buy a Dell or something with a service policy instead of piecing something together from parts. I used to enjoy tinkering with that stuff, but now I just want the goddamn thing to work.

According to this test, I am 44% smarter than the average bear. Wooo. What do y'all get?

Blarg. I saw the word "Escalade" somewhere earlier, and now I have that Chappelle R. Kelly spoof in my head:

Coolin in my Escalade. Man I'm paid, I got it made!

Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face.

I'm gonna piss on it!

It's wet here. (From rain, not from pee.) It's been wet all year, actually. And I have to park in the mud at work because they've got the real parking lot torn up. But at least it ain't snow.

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[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

I wanna pee on you
YES I DO!
I wanna pee on you
YES I DO!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

And you'll never feel quite the same once you get a whiff, of my Hershey stains.

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. I love it.

[opened---once.livejournal.com]

HAHA I think of that every time I see an Escalade, and living in Greenwich, I see them a lot. :P

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I bet you do! That and Hummers. There's a Hummer dealership in East Haven that always made me cringe when I passed it.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You might want to hold off buying a Dell. They're having financial problems, according to an article I read the other day.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, actually I think I will look elsewhere. I had a Dell once that I wasn't crazy about. I'd actually think about getting a Mac and dual-booting it with Windows, but they're so dadblamed expensive. :(

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You might want to check out the Mac mini (assuming the newer models run Windows).

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

I got a 10.1%. I r dum.

I'm gonna pee on you. Drip drip drip.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

First you upper-deck me, and now you're making pee pee on me. I see how it is.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

It's because I'm so dumb. I don't know no better. I NO NO NO BETTA.

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

i have a five-year-long fantasy of throwing mine *through* the window. it would be pretty dramatic. (i hope no one at work reads this...)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I've decided to set mine on fire.