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[wickedflea]

Every time I go through the checkout line and see Britney's chrome dome on the cover of the tabloids, I always hear George Costanza in my head: "She's BALD, Jerry!" Every freakin' time.

And yesterday in the checkout line, I had the most random memory and started laughing out loud and looking like a madman. Something--who knows what--reminded me of Wes's Members Only jacket that he had back in the 10th grade or so. He was wearing it in class one day, and this douchebag kid named Anton was sitting behind him. Anton had the genius idea to paint "EAT ME" in Liquid Paper on the back of Wes's jacket. So of course it was ruined, but Wes's mom wasn't willing to throw it away--she cleaned it off the best she could, but the letters were still pretty visible. She didn't care. Sure enough, for months after that, Sue Snow could be seen grocery shopping at Kroger in a Members Only jacket with "EAT ME" faintly printed on the back. And over twenty years later, I randomly thought of that in the checkout line and started smecking like a fool.

This amuses me to no end:

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[opened---once.livejournal.com]

Best screencap EVER!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I love it! Cuz you just know she has the nastiest crack ever.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH

your entire entry is making me bust a gut over here. (I almost wrote 'nut' instead of gut. like EW. I'm not even a boy for god's sake!)

I blame Coulter's ugly crack.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Coulter's ugly crack is a festering nest.

I feel sure no one has ever written or said that sentence before. =)

HAHA, nut! "Bust a nut." Such a scrange phrase. It actually sounds kinda painful!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

yeah, this russian author I'm reading right now uses that term. 'bust a nut.' his lover even says, 'hey, you want to bust a nut in me?' GRODY GRODY gross and I'm all sorts of potty mouth! But I don't consider that sweet talk. YUCK.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whoa, I had no idea that term had made it to Russia! That's a damn shame. :(

Perhaps even worse is the use of "nut" as a verb. Like "I nutted on her." GORF.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


If anyone EVER says that they 'nutted' on me or in me or whatever the fuck, i'll cut their weinies off.

GRODY TO THE MAX, MAN.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, it's horrible! And apparently it's an old term, too: http://www.bartleby.com/145/ww145.html

OK, maybe he was talking about something else.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHAHA

That was glorious! "A nutting-crook in hand" ew!

But the word 'virgin' is used, so who knows!

"Tall and erect, with tempting clusters hung, A virgin scene!--" Yeah. dude's a pervert. Totally.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

ACK, he is! "Tempting clusters"? "Hung"?? Utter filth!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I know. someone needs to wash this man's mouth out with soap! lysol even.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

How has Tipper Gore not exposed this man yet? Prevertions like this will not stand.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

That post cracked me up, and then the picture made me crack up more, so I'm like you at the checkout line only I'm in the office. I do that all the time --laugh randomly to myself in public about some memory.

Crack.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one plagued by long-lost funny memories. Like, how does that happen? I have total recall of completely random shit from my childhood, yet not the slightest idea what happened ten minutes ago.