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I re-installed the Sims 2 last night and played for the first time in over a year. I made a teenaged Eddie Sanchez sim, and the little fucker turned out to have a raging case of teh GAY. He kept acting all weird with girls and trying to choke them out and stuff, so I had him flirt with some neighborhood frick named Ricky, and BAM, it was on. I blame the lack of a father figure in his life.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's far easier to take than the time a previous version of Eddie Sanchez was about to get busy with a female and all of a sudden went INTO the KITCHEN and started washing his DICK in the SINK. I have video of that somewhere--I should try to dig it up.

Besides, I'm gay for even playing the Sims, so I can't judge.

I went to bed about 12:30 last night and didn't get to sleep till 4 a.m. DAMN that.

I've mentioned it here before several times, but I must again recommend that people suffering with sinus trouble try the neti pot. It sounds very scrange, I know, but the shit works. I wish it had a different name, though. Something about it sounds to me like some sort of new-age menstrual product. And when you throw in the fact that the process of using a neti pot is sometimes called "nasal douching" . . . well, yeah. But I swear, it'll give you some relief, and it's not nearly as unpleasant as it sounds.

Also: when I first started seeing the brand name Febreze, I didn't know what kind of product it was. I thought it was a feminine hygiene product.

OK, that's enough of that kinda talk.

Date: 2007-03-23 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shlorp.livejournal.com
I've never had any interest in playing the Sims but now I'm totally gonna go buy it.

I feel not-so-fresh. I think I'm gonna spray some Febreze in my pants.

Date: 2007-03-23 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
It'll air you right out, it will.

Date: 2007-03-23 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shlorp.livejournal.com
Yes. I love for my poon area to smell like a Summer Orchard.

Date: 2007-03-23 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
If only they made a Hebreze so I could make my bits reek of Lilac Meadows.

Date: 2007-03-23 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shlorp.livejournal.com
You mean they don't already?

Date: 2007-03-23 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibella.livejournal.com
I think you need to make a video of your neti pot experience.

Date: 2007-03-23 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Errr, I meant, so that I could ACCENTUATE my natural musk of Lilac Meadows.

Date: 2007-03-23 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I'm almost crazy enough to do it, but half the people on my friends list would probably never talk to me again.

Date: 2007-03-23 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shlorp.livejournal.com
Whew. You had me scared there for a minute.

Date: 2007-03-23 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibella.livejournal.com
Look what you made me did! I had to go to YouTube and find a video.

Now you have got to be more entertaining than this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frWz7mfWTOw

That's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back!!!

My vote is do it. I wanna watch!

Date: 2007-03-23 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
ACK!!! Man, that guy was doing something RONG. The water's supposed to flow out the other side fairly freely, but his was just trickling. And the breathing! Dude sounded like Frank Booth from Blue Velvet.

I may give it a shot. But you'll owe me one.

Date: 2007-03-23 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibella.livejournal.com
I will definitely owe you one! Do it!

Watching him do it scared me shitless!

Date: 2007-03-24 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com
hippies round here swear by the neti pot. i haven't given it a go yet, but since you recommend it, i'll douche my nose immediately.
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