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wickedfleaI re-installed the Sims 2 last night and played for the first time in over a year. I made a teenaged Eddie Sanchez sim, and the little fucker turned out to have a raging case of teh GAY. He kept acting all weird with girls and trying to choke them out and stuff, so I had him flirt with some neighborhood frick named Ricky, and BAM, it was on. I blame the lack of a father figure in his life.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's far easier to take than the time a previous version of Eddie Sanchez was about to get busy with a female and all of a sudden went INTO the KITCHEN and started washing his DICK in the SINK. I have video of that somewhere--I should try to dig it up.
Besides, I'm gay for even playing the Sims, so I can't judge.
I went to bed about 12:30 last night and didn't get to sleep till 4 a.m. DAMN that.
I've mentioned it here before several times, but I must again recommend that people suffering with sinus trouble try the neti pot. It sounds very scrange, I know, but the shit works. I wish it had a different name, though. Something about it sounds to me like some sort of new-age menstrual product. And when you throw in the fact that the process of using a neti pot is sometimes called "nasal douching" . . . well, yeah. But I swear, it'll give you some relief, and it's not nearly as unpleasant as it sounds.
Also: when I first started seeing the brand name Febreze, I didn't know what kind of product it was. I thought it was a feminine hygiene product.
OK, that's enough of that kinda talk.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's far easier to take than the time a previous version of Eddie Sanchez was about to get busy with a female and all of a sudden went INTO the KITCHEN and started washing his DICK in the SINK. I have video of that somewhere--I should try to dig it up.
Besides, I'm gay for even playing the Sims, so I can't judge.
I went to bed about 12:30 last night and didn't get to sleep till 4 a.m. DAMN that.
I've mentioned it here before several times, but I must again recommend that people suffering with sinus trouble try the neti pot. It sounds very scrange, I know, but the shit works. I wish it had a different name, though. Something about it sounds to me like some sort of new-age menstrual product. And when you throw in the fact that the process of using a neti pot is sometimes called "nasal douching" . . . well, yeah. But I swear, it'll give you some relief, and it's not nearly as unpleasant as it sounds.
Also: when I first started seeing the brand name Febreze, I didn't know what kind of product it was. I thought it was a feminine hygiene product.
OK, that's enough of that kinda talk.
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Date: 2007-03-23 02:31 pm (UTC)I feel not-so-fresh. I think I'm gonna spray some Febreze in my pants.
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Date: 2007-03-23 04:29 pm (UTC)Now you have got to be more entertaining than this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frWz7mfWTOw
That's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back!!!
My vote is do it. I wanna watch!
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Date: 2007-03-23 06:34 pm (UTC)I may give it a shot. But you'll owe me one.
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Date: 2007-03-23 09:54 pm (UTC)Watching him do it scared me shitless!
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