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[wickedflea]

God hell. I just got a takeout muffuletta and brought it back to the office. I bit into the sucker and there was a doggam toothpick in the middle of the sandwich. Not sticking out of it. Like they took the sandwich apart, threw in a toothpick, and closed it back up. Motherfuck that.

I gotta find someone new to cut my hair. Siouxsie (yes, Siouxsie) is a nice lady and she does a good job with my nappy head, but damn, 45 minutes for a guy's regular-ass haircut? That's agony for someone who hates haircuts as much as I do. Frickin' dental procedures don't take that long.

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[about-a-blonde.livejournal.com]

I do feel your pain about the toothpick. how rude. why couldn't they have just put the standard spit glob in and call it a day? bastards had to go the extra step.

but I can't stop laughing over "doggam".
I don't know if you watch Intervention on A&E (probably not...its really only for losers like me) but they had this kid one time who was addicted to pretty much everything and he was from the south and EVERY OTHER WORD was "daggum" (his was more with an "A" sound...so I'm using a instead of o) and I thought it was so funny. : )

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, I saw that kid!!! I was just talking about him the other day. I also liked the big, overgrown kid from CT somewhere who was a rageaholic and a crackhead. One time he thought his dad had moved his crack pipe, so he went upside his head. Pope went, "WHY YA HIT ME FOR, YA ASSFACE?!?" I must have rewound that a hundred doggam times. =D

[about-a-blonde.livejournal.com]

that is SOOOO funny because the whole time I was trying to figure out what part of CT he was from. I even took it to the stalking headquarters (myspace) and tried to figure it out.

omg I need to see that episode again now : )

I LOVE intervention though. do you watch it regularly?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ummmm, make that "Pop." I don't think the Pope has ever been on Intervention.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I remember going to a barber when I was a kid who took at least an hour or more to cut my hair. It looked pretty good afterward, though.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Damn, that's crazy. If I'm gonna be sitting there for 45 minutes to an hour, somebody oughta be giving me a massage w/ hand relief or SOMETHING. As it is, all I can do is sit there and watch the gray hair falling.