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[wickedflea]

i had got stab this morning

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[shlorp.livejournal.com]

NO YOU DID NOT

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

ack

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

what had happen was i was scrolling out of the copy room and these woman name beth had almost bowl me over and she was holding a ink pen that puncture my shirt and leave a wound in it

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

it were brutal

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

huh? what? huh?

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

you are SUCH a dork.

i actually believed you for a sec. like it was all 'Cops' and shit (whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for YOU). you DO live in Alabama, after all.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Fuck Beth and her bowling pen.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

But my dorkiness is endearing, right? ;)

Oh man, I just had a COPS flashback. When I was in treatment, some woman from the short-term program smuggled in a bunch of crack, smoked it in the bathroom, then hauled ass and went running through the woods trying to escape, I guess. So the cops came up, but all they did was sit in their car in the parking lot, like they were just gonna see her wandering through. But the best part was that as they sat there drinking coffee, THE FUCKING COPS THEME WAS ON THEIR RADIO. It was so totally something out of Reno 911.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Motherfuck her in the face.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

jesus fuckin' christ, man.

why aren't we writing that book yet? YOU HAVE THE BEST STORIES EVAH. evah, dude, evah.

and yes, your dorkiness is very endearing. :D

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

Least it wasn't in the neck meats.

[opened---once.livejournal.com]

Seriously dude, you NEED to write a book.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

right?!?! the meat hook story alone is priceless! so is the comment his grandma made in regards to his cat's white arsehole.

i have no idea why THAT is the story to truly stick in my mind, but ah well.

[liminal-space.livejournal.com]

(i read the comments and am glad to see you're not really stabbeded in the cut a bitch vein)

:)

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN I SWEAR I WILL.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Shit, I thought some psycho got you with a knife. I'm glad it was pen-related. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know it. It's on my to-do list. =)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ho betta step off from my neck meats.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Sorry if I alarmed y'all. :P

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Awwwww, I'm sorry! Please don't pull out no blades.

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

M'sayin

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

that did NOT happen.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

fuck yeah it did! warrior, alabama's finest!

[sydelbow.livejournal.com]

lollllll