what had happen was i was scrolling out of the copy room and these woman name beth had almost bowl me over and she was holding a ink pen that puncture my shirt and leave a wound in it
i actually believed you for a sec. like it was all 'Cops' and shit (whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for YOU). you DO live in Alabama, after all.
Oh man, I just had a COPS flashback. When I was in treatment, some woman from the short-term program smuggled in a bunch of crack, smoked it in the bathroom, then hauled ass and went running through the woods trying to escape, I guess. So the cops came up, but all they did was sit in their car in the parking lot, like they were just gonna see her wandering through. But the best part was that as they sat there drinking coffee, THE FUCKING COPS THEME WAS ON THEIR RADIO. It was so totally something out of Reno 911.
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Date: 2007-07-10 03:15 pm (UTC)i actually believed you for a sec. like it was all 'Cops' and shit (whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for YOU). you DO live in Alabama, after all.
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Date: 2007-07-10 03:31 pm (UTC)Oh man, I just had a COPS flashback. When I was in treatment, some woman from the short-term program smuggled in a bunch of crack, smoked it in the bathroom, then hauled ass and went running through the woods trying to escape, I guess. So the cops came up, but all they did was sit in their car in the parking lot, like they were just gonna see her wandering through. But the best part was that as they sat there drinking coffee, THE FUCKING COPS THEME WAS ON THEIR RADIO. It was so totally something out of Reno 911.
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Date: 2007-07-10 03:35 pm (UTC)why aren't we writing that book yet? YOU HAVE THE BEST STORIES EVAH. evah, dude, evah.
and yes, your dorkiness is very endearing. :D
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Date: 2007-07-10 04:38 pm (UTC)i have no idea why THAT is the story to truly stick in my mind, but ah well.
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