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[wickedflea]

The business manager at the press tells me that last night she dreamed that I was carrying around a plastic bag containing a big-ass hamburger, and the whole deal was dripping roquefort salad dressing. Reportedly I was quite proud of it and kept telling everyone that I'd been looking for such a hamburger everywhere. o_O

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[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

That isn't a dream! You know you covet a good burger!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I do, but Roquefort dressing?!? That don't sound like something a freedom-loving Amurican oughta be eatin'. :\

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Yeah cause you all about the catsup!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

GRACK

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is that she thought she was dreaming this.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! This is gonna be a helluva alibi for me.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

"plastic bag containing a big-ass hamburger"

wait, this was a dream and not reality?!?!?
i'm disappointed.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh, it's only goat necks and sweet nuts in my plastic sacks these days!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA

and hellery! still cracks me up. :D

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

there's some psychological mess going on in that dream. LOL
I think you need to bring her flowers.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha! Somehow I do feel guilty about the whole thing, like it's my fault.

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

well, flowers and candles may make her associate you with nice, lightly smelling things... instead of large greasy hamburgers with salad dressing...

I think she wants to eat you, but is worried about her figure, so that's why she has the salad dressing on top of the burger.