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[wickedflea]

I now have a pickup truck again, so my re-immersion into southern culture is complete. Well, I do still need to get rid of my Connecticut driver's license and get a 'Bama one, but at least I'm on the right track.

*thinks*

You don't think they're going to make me put one of those peeing Calvin stickers on it, do you? *shudders*

Check this shit out:



I'll still take that over CT winters, though. Yap. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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[nationofsheep.livejournal.com]

I don't want the New England winter OR the Southern summer. I want my life transplanted to a region with pleasant weather whenever it gets bad. This year is freakin' hot.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

CRACK SMOKER!

i'd rather have a three day long blizzard than that crazy ass honky shit!

109? WITH THAT HUMIDITY? *dies*

(oh, and i have no idea where 'honky' came from either...my weird brain, you know? lol)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

We had hot summers and suck-ass winters I was living near Chicago. Never again...

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

that's just unreal. the south is a hot place, but this?

[parabolabear.livejournal.com]

holy mackeral. i could NEVER imagine heat like that. NYC hasnt gone above 99 or 100 for a while...

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Yuck. I'll take freezing winters up north over nasty hot summers down south any day.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No kidding--this shit sucks!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yuck! I don't much think I could handle that, either.

[rheyamorgaine.livejournal.com]

yuk

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No shit, dawg! This is the hottest I remember it getting.

[rheyamorgaine.livejournal.com]

amen. I wish I were in Wisconsin about now.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Man, I remember being in NYC during a heat wave in the summer of '01 and thinking I was as hot as I've ever been anywhere. All the walking y'all have to do in that city can really be miserable during 90+ temps.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

NUH UH MOTHERFUCK THAT

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You said it.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Me too. When your ass sweats after just walking to your car, it's time to move north.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

MOTHERFUCK HEAT

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

MOTHERFUCK STANDING ON THE CORNER IN NEW HAVEN CT WAITING FOR THE BUS, GETTING FROSTBITTEN EARS AND FROZEN HAIR MOTHERFUCK IT TO HELL STOP

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL STOP

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I love yer weird brainses, and I love the word "honky." :D

And I guess the heat baked my brainses into submission many years ago, cuz I never could get used to that cold! Makes me cringe just to think about it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I always did like telegram-speak. :D

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

you wussy.

:D


although I highly doubt I'll ever visit you in the summer. sowry. i melt too easily. i must be all fragile n shit.

i'm already thinkin YAY in a month summer will be ending here! (well, unless global warming and whatnot kicks our ass again)

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

DEAR CHRIS STOP

LOLOLOL STOP

I LIKE SNOW STOP

LOVE LISA STOP

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hey, I visited YOU and got snowed on, despite my frigphobia! What's a little heatstroke between homeslices? ;)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

hahahahah yeah, true. and it's not like we'll be leaping through fields singing 'i can't believe it's not butter' when it's 110 degrees outside. well then again...with us, who the hell knows, right? sobriety or not. :D

and yeah, man, I GOTS TO GET MY WICKEDFLEA AND SOUTH FIX, stat!

[rheyamorgaine.livejournal.com]

when you can't wear shorts because the seats STICK TO YOUR LEGS AND PULL OFF THE SKIN you know it's time to move north.

[parabolabear.livejournal.com]

01...we had a blackout that year, i think! or maybe it was the year after.
yeah, all the skyscrapers and high rise buildings seem to lock in the nasty, stale air. looking at manhattan from across a bridge in queens makes it seem like one big...bubble of smog and grossness. and the subways, underground - yeck!

ive only been to the south once - memphis in '00 and i hardly remember it. i want to be there when it's REALLY hot just to see what it's like.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

And when sweat drips in your eyes and makes your contacts pop out while you're driving 65mph on the highway, it's time to move north.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

When you wrestle with your frozen car doors for 20 minutes only to finally make it in the back seat and get stuck there because the damn doors freeze again, it's time to move south.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

But the back seat is where the fun is.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's what Pat Boone said.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

OMG, hahahaha, my boss just came in to tell Sick Girl that the new Pat Boone mailing was approved and right when he said, "Brent just got off the phone with Pat Boone" and Sick Girl said, "What did Pat Boone say?" I read this comment. SYNCHRONICITY, BABY.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA, nice!!! God did that.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Thank you Jebus!

I'm proofing our new mailing right now. It reads like Pat Boone wrote it himself (even though my boss did) and I just got to a paragraph that says, "You know, I personally sold over 45 million records and made 12 hit movies without once uttering a profanity or participating in graphically violent or sexual scenes." And I cracked up really loud and the office manager told me to keep it down because my boss is in a meeting.

I want to change the copy to read like this: "You know, I personally sold over 45 million records and made 12 hit movies without once uttering a profanity or participating in graphically violent or sexual scenes. Except for my starring role in FUCKING FILTHY SHIT-WHORE SLUT MASSACRE 5."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

hehehehehehehehee i think that she-man from the bookstore yesterday had wrote that screenplay

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Ew, I bet she prolly had did.

[dob.livejournal.com]

okay, florida rocks. 10 day forcast: mid 90s and thunderstorms every afternoon..

[rheyamorgaine.livejournal.com]

And when it is so hot your makeup melts and runs all over your face and instead of looking like a sexy vixen you look like Puddles the Clown, it's time to move north

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

YES. But omg have you tried that Bare Minerals stuff? I finally broke down one night around 2AM after having watched the infomercial for like 2 straight hours and I'm telling you, that stuff is AWESOME. It can get super hot and it doesn't get all runny and slimy. You DO get shiny and oily but you can blot it or brush on more stuff.

I highly recommend it for those people who have melty makeup courtesy of the south.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

i just hates it when my gonads be all sweaty