Kills me that it's this short and still all flippy-go-nutty on top. That's what happens when it's 100 degrees and your whole head is a cowlick, I guess.
It's quite tempting, but I know I'd waste the whole day trying to one-up you, and you're a tough act to one-up. :D
I remember one time when I worked at a bar in Starkzekistan, this waitress started a discussion with me and my stepbrother Grimmett in which we traded names for the, erm, punani. So we did this for like five minutes, and she's just getting FOUL . . . until one of us said "gash." And she flipped the fuck out and said we'd gone too far. I mean, yeah, it's a pretty ugly term for that, but she started it!!!
but... what? if one is going to engage in that sort of naughty word business, they shouldn't suddenly flip out over one term. like...huh?
and no, I don't think I could one up you on names for breasts. I'm mostly just...boobies. and actually, 'tits' always kinda me shudder in an 'ew yucky' kinda way. not sure why...
Oh, please. I've played Mad Libs with you. Don't act like yer not all about the filthy words! =)
Actually, though, I couldn't think of many, either. I was gonna say "dirty pillows," but I had to google that to make sure it was an actual term. And it kinda grossed me out.
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Date: 2007-08-21 04:18 pm (UTC)I remember one time when I worked at a bar in Starkzekistan, this waitress started a discussion with me and my stepbrother Grimmett in which we traded names for the, erm, punani. So we did this for like five minutes, and she's just getting FOUL . . . until one of us said "gash." And she flipped the fuck out and said we'd gone too far. I mean, yeah, it's a pretty ugly term for that, but she started it!!!
Sorry. Random story. =)
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Date: 2007-08-21 04:23 pm (UTC)LOL
and YUCK.
but... what? if one is going to engage in that sort of naughty word business, they shouldn't suddenly flip out over one term. like...huh?
and no, I don't think I could one up you on names for breasts. I'm mostly just...boobies. and actually, 'tits' always kinda me shudder in an 'ew yucky' kinda way. not sure why...
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Date: 2007-08-21 04:30 pm (UTC)Actually, though, I couldn't think of many, either. I was gonna say "dirty pillows," but I had to google that to make sure it was an actual term. And it kinda grossed me out.
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Date: 2007-08-21 04:39 pm (UTC)and "you're the load your mother should have swallowed" is still the best insult ever!
I just don't know many names for breasts.
And I always thought 'dirty pillows' was a name for testicles. !!!! (lord only knows what that says about me!)