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[wickedflea]

Anyone who looked at my Googlebar history would probably think I was a bit mad. Good thing you people know better. Right?

"hot dogfighting"
dick mouth might be impressed
"pack a wife"
"SOCKS AREN'T VEGETABLES"
"i think it's the devil"
mangina jets
errorors
paul stanley gay
paul stanley ear
paul stanley wig
polkas schottisches and waltzes
plug ugly son of a bitch
dyke punching

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Mangina jets? I'm not even going to ask. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

there are reasonable explanations for all those, i swear! you see, the ny jets' coach is named eric mangini, and i was just wondering how many internest folks were calling him mangina.

[karlaanne.livejournal.com]

this is an epic post. i hope no one overlooks the fact that one of your searches was the word "errorors". i snorted hot tea when i saw that. my sinuses thank you.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you and your sinuses understand me.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Please to explain "pack a wife".

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I was quoting it somewhurs up in lj t'other day.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

HA! I like it.

I saw that you'd already explained "mangina jets" and I'm glad because that one made my brain hurt.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

fuckin LOL

i don't even know else to say, man.

mine is pretty boring:

plastic bags on bicycle seats
chantix
pop art
non smoking pills
asian actors hot
john cho
names for breasts

yeah, compared to you? TAME!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm most embarrassed about the "polkas, schottisches, and waltzes" one. :*(

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

awwww, what? you hate the polish????


< glares >

(okay, so the waltz has nothing to do with the polka, but the schottisches does! i don't even know what a schottische is exactly, but my google search will now rememeber it!)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Naw, I love the Polish with all my gonads! I was just worried about tarnishing my punk-rock cred. *cough*

Really, though, what could be more hardcore than polka?

And anyway, I was just trying to find a Peanuts strip with that search. =) There's a storyline where Lucy keeps coming down on Schroeder for playing classical. She says he ought to play good music that people like to hear, like Snoopy does. And bam, Snoopy comes in with an accordion and starts kicking ass, and off to the side, in the middle of the musical notes, is the phrase "polkas, schottisches, and waltzes . . ."

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

"Naw, I love the Polish with all my gonads!"

does this mean you love me with your gonads????
I'M SO LUCKY! :D mmm. reminds me. I need to refresh my tea...

(you know, from an outsider view point, our friendship must seem pretty damn weird, based on lj alone)

"I was just trying to find a Peanuts strip with that search." peanuts??? STRIP?? you pervert! ; )

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

What? You want me to teabag you with my lovely gonads?!? Lucky indeed!

you know, from an outsider view point, our friendship must seem pretty damn weird, based on lj alone

Yap, pretty much. :D

Don't scoff at the Peanuts strip thing. That Peppermint Patty could WORK it.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

"That Peppermint Patty could WORK it."

hahahaha! she reminds me of my high school math teacher, who also was the volleyball coach...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Our girls' basketball coach had a head like a broccoli floret.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

sdfjasdfasppppfttt

HAR HAR

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

dude!

hahahah! I just read this on CNN:

" Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing to take a breath test, citing U.S. law."

a golf cart???? whut??? HAHA

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL! Somehow that makes total sense for Bill Murray. I love that he cited U.S. law. Like, "NOOOOO, it the U.S. we can DOOOO that!"

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

"Like, "NOOOOO, it the U.S. we can DOOOO that!"
I know, right?????

I *heart* Bill Murray!

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

you're too funny...

Mine just says "dream orgasms, safe?"