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[wickedflea]

Holycrap.

My friend Jason gives me this example of human peoples's enduring stupidity: "A rare type of coffee made from the droppings of the civet cat is wowing coffee connoisseurs around the world."

Money, sense, etc.

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

that is the stupidest mother fuckin' bullshit I've read in a long time.

goddamn fuckin' rich people have no idea what to spend their money on.

how about this?
Dear Rich, Uncreative People of the World,

Here is one of my poop logs. With corn in it. It's the new corn on the cob! Yours for a mere hundred dollars!

pfft. DUMB.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! I'll bet you could make a fortune in New York that way. You could start your own crap bistro called The Shit-Eating Grin.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Celebrities are going to be lining up to squirt that stuff up their butts.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whew. I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who immediately thought of that coffee-enema fad.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

That was my first thought. Mainly I thought of Janet Jackson doing it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

somebody need to shit in her mouf

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

I'll do it.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

They should make it from cow pies and call it The Bullshit Coffee Company (tm). ;)

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

i think they used the wrong spelling of "poo." or, maybe it's not that formalized...