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Seen above the door at a Flying J Travel Plaza this weekend:



Truck stop cashiers are ALWAYS the best sources of information about terrorist threats.

Date: 2007-09-24 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetterrig.livejournal.com
I wonder what details the cashier would provide. I am very curious how they know so much?

Date: 2007-09-24 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Me too. One day when I have time, I'm gonna ask a cashier there to give me the details. I'll bet you anything they report me as a suspicious character.

Date: 2007-09-24 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAH

That is just so ... so ... perfect!

Date: 2007-09-24 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
You have to come tour the weirdness of the deep south!

Date: 2007-09-24 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
I know, it's been too long!

We can wake up in the morning. Have a breakfast of cheese grits and bisquits. Then go to a county fair.

Date: 2007-09-24 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Dominate the locals in the cow-throwing competition. Go have matching belts made with our names on them. Return home and cook up our gourd harvest.

Date: 2007-09-24 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
matching belts!!!

LOLOLOLOL!

awesome.

Date: 2007-09-24 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faerieface.livejournal.com
Thanks, I needed a chuckle this morning. :)

Date: 2007-09-24 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Right on, my pleasure. =)

Date: 2007-09-24 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorkontheloose.livejournal.com
i used to love the flying j truck stops when i was doing so much driving.....best chain gift stores on the highway.....i always wanted to join their books on tape club

Date: 2007-09-24 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Truck stops rule. They're so surreal.

Date: 2007-09-24 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Haha! Look no further than your nearest truck stop for all your security needs. ;)

Date: 2007-09-24 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
They probably sell patriot missiles out the back door. ;)

Date: 2007-09-24 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rheyamorgaine.livejournal.com
mind if I link this in my journal? It has been the best thing I've read today.

Date: 2007-09-24 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Not at all!

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