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[wickedflea]

coffee cup change purse
pimp musk
"the new jesus"
eddie's auto parts knoxville
eat it lick it snort it fuck it
strawberry meth
"discernably turgid"
funkin gonuts
"fighting my grandbaby"
uma thurman hands
cilantro must die
"bush and his crippled bitch"

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

"fighting my grandbaby"


HAHAHAHAH

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I was trying to find out the story behind an mp3 with that title that I found on my hard drive yesterday. I still don't know where it came from!

http://chrisheller.net/grandbaby.mp3

Good lord, I hope that wasn't me. :\

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

you just found this???? you have no idea who it is or why it's on your hard drive????

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was in a folder of unsorted mp3s, and there were a whole bunch of prank calls that I couldn't identify! There's a few of this dude--one has him calling a grocery store asking to know what kind of cheese he should use in a dish for the church dinner so as to constipate the fewest people. ?! I think I must have downloaded them from usenet years ago.

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

LOL

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

And people say I'm random. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm the king! :P

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

btw, what you have against cilantro?!?!?!

and the discernably turgid makes me feel weird. every time I scroll down my friends page, that's like the first fucking thing I register in my wee brain.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I can't stand it! In the last fifteen years it's gotten so you can't find a fresh salsa anywhere in this country that isn't loaded down with that foul herb!

I've read on the internest that there's a gene that some people have that makes cilantro taste different (i.e., foul) to them. I've no idea if it's true, but I think it must be. I mean, if it tasted like rancid fish ass to EVERYBODY, it probably wouldn't be so popular. :D

Yeah, "discernably turgid" comes from a bill that was introduced in Mississippi a few years ago making it a crime for men to appear in public that way. You know, like with a boner erection or whatever. I think it was designed to discourage lap dances or something. This is from the same state where, when I was in college, a porno shop in the next county over from me got busted for selling dildos. The euphemism the authorities used was "three-dimensional objects."

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I love cilantro. YOU MUST BE FLICKEDED WITH DAT GENE.

"The euphemism the authorities used was "three-dimensional objects."

HADHSFASDFHASDJKFLDKASJF KLASDJHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's beautiful.