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Mar. 22nd, 2008 11:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaMan, Gordo is Goat Central now. This was the second time in a row that they've had roadside goats. But now they got LLAMAS. I was driving through on my way to MS today and was thinking, hmm, I wonder if I'll see any goats today, and HOLY FUCKING CRAP, LLAMAS. I still don't know what they're doing with these animals out there on the side of the highway. I guess they're selling them, but I've no idea what nefarious purpose they have in mind. I'll bet anything they're vending these goats for sport. That's right, goatfighting.
Lookit them goats all up in them llamas and alpacas! I don't have photographic proof, but I believe them goats was sucklin' them llamas. I'm calling the law if I see that shit again.
Then me and them old folks dyed the aigs.
Rayboy kept mixing the colors and coming out with shit-brown Easter aigs. He's about flickded anyway.
Lookit them goats all up in them llamas and alpacas! I don't have photographic proof, but I believe them goats was sucklin' them llamas. I'm calling the law if I see that shit again.
Then me and them old folks dyed the aigs.
Rayboy kept mixing the colors and coming out with shit-brown Easter aigs. He's about flickded anyway.
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Date: 2008-03-23 09:01 pm (UTC)Your family sounds awesome. Wish I was there!
My family seems kinda boring in comparison. Not one single tiller accident or anything out of the ordinary. Well, that I'm aware of, at any rate. :(
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Date: 2008-03-23 09:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-23 10:20 pm (UTC)oh, and send me some corn bread. don't lie, you know you've got some.
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Date: 2008-03-24 02:04 am (UTC)Well, Rayboy said that when they were kids, he and his cousin Frank (also known as James Carl, for some reason) forgot to feed and water the cow at Aunt Betty's house. So the thing got loose and ate a whole shitload of clover, and then when they got it back to where it was supposed to be, it drank a whole bunch of water. Apparently the clover and water made the thang's belly git all swole up, and the damn thing DIED! So ever since, until Frank died last year, Rayboy would call him up on Easter and wish him a Happy Cow-Killin' Day.
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Date: 2008-03-24 01:59 pm (UTC)poor cow.
you know, the majority of your comments make me lol all over the place, like I got spasms.
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Date: 2008-03-24 09:36 pm (UTC)