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[wickedflea]

Masturbating judge released from prison

Lock up yer peenis pumps.

Comments

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

best.friday.post.ever.

OMG WANK.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Odds are that he'll get another stiff sentence soon.

[davesslave.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I can't believe they got him for indecent exposure. The penis pump was covered by the robe!

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

psst. sean connery has a peeeenis pump

[(Anonymous)]

I really want to make some sort of joke based upon the concept of a guy who judges masturbation. It would be something centered around my desire to get into competitive masturbation followed up with something about how narrow our society for persecuting what should be an Olympic sport. Spellchecker seems to think that Olympic should be capitalized. Amusingly, it also does not recognize the word Spellchecker. Anyway: It would take too much mental energy during allergy season to make up a joke like that, so I will just type this instead.