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[wickedflea]

I found this pamphlet at my grandmother's, and she has no idea where it came from. For some reason, I get a special kick out of the fact that Charles Bronson is the Florida commissioner of agriculture. I ain't about to try none of these recipes, though. One is for something called "Mullet Turbans."

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[scottcrawford.livejournal.com]

Charlie Bronson cooks up a mean mullet. I shit you not.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but eating it is a real death wish. *rimshot*

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Hee! That reminds me of The Simpsons episode where they end up in Bronson, Missouri. Naturally, everybody there looks like him.

"Hey, ma! How 'bout some cookies?"
"No dice!"
"This ain't over."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

My dad still cites Charles Bronson as one of his favorite actors. It scares me a little.

[hah-sone.livejournal.com]

I think people with mullets should be required by law to wear turbans.

I also bet that people who presently wear turbans have mullets underneath. That's what makes those Arabs so mad. They have crappy hairstyles, and Jewish barbers refuse to help them out.