sneeze fetish

[wickedflea]

This is probably going to sound really sexist or otherwise ignorant, but what the fuck. You know what freaks me out? When big, husky, man-sized women let out those little tiny squeak-like sneezes. You see their whole body quake, and there's only this little noise. It's bad enough when petite women do it (or the other thing where they really stifle the sneeze and you barely hear anything), but for some reason it bothers me more with the bigger gals. Sneeze like a human being, dammit!

Comments

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

I bet honkey donkeys have great sneezes.

Just a thought.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You know, I bet you're right! They can probably let the old-school Francis-the-Talking-Mule-style sneezes fly! Just another reason why we must score some of these exotic animals...

[shigolch.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with being sexy?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

But no, dude -- it ain't sexy to deny your body its natural functions! In fact, sneezes have been favorably compared to orgasms, so I want women to let it all hang out and enjoy it!

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

What about when big husky man sized men let out the wussysneeze?? The mild whimper...ahh-chiew...

I'm withholding comments directed at other bodily functions, because hey, I'm trying to be a *classy-chick* today.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

And you're doing quite well. Though the mere mention of other bodily functions does suggest other points that would be ugly to consider. :)

And yeah -- when I see men sneezing like that, I just shoot the hell out of them right then and there. No questions asked.

Re:

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

You should get a badge Mr. Sneeze Police. Then you could get one of those little donkeys to be your deputee.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

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