sneeze fetish

[wickedflea]

This is probably going to sound really sexist or otherwise ignorant, but what the fuck. You know what freaks me out? When big, husky, man-sized women let out those little tiny squeak-like sneezes. You see their whole body quake, and there's only this little noise. It's bad enough when petite women do it (or the other thing where they really stifle the sneeze and you barely hear anything), but for some reason it bothers me more with the bigger gals. Sneeze like a human being, dammit!

Comments

[shigolch.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with being sexy?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

But no, dude -- it ain't sexy to deny your body its natural functions! In fact, sneezes have been favorably compared to orgasms, so I want women to let it all hang out and enjoy it!