Jan. 16th, 2002

ah, shit

Jan. 16th, 2002 04:04 pm
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I had this long post about it being Freak Day here at work, and I meant to come back to it to finish. Then I rebooted my computer for no good reason. Lost post. *snarl*

Anyway, it's Freak Day and all that kind of shit. It has actually been a really good week at work. Things are going smoothly, and I've been able to stay on top of everything. There has just been a weird air about today. For instance, it's not every day I have cause to tell everyone about Crispin Glover's collection of diseased eyeball models.

Slayer just keeps coming up; everywhere I look these days, there's a Slayer reference. For instance, while walking around on my lunch break, I saw no less than three Slayer stickers adorning light poles and trash receptacles. In fact, I snagged one from a light pole, and it now graces my computer monitor. I guess it has something to do with the Slayer show at Toad's place next week. I can't wait. I checked slayer.net and found out that original drummer Dave Lombardo is playing this tour. I don't think he's been with them for almost ten years. This guy is so fucking awesome. He's like the John Bonham of speed metal. And the New Haven show will be the first of the tour, so -- well, I don't know; it's just kinda cool. Next Thursday, dude. Oooh, [livejournal.com profile] dangerpest, they're going to be at Lupo's the following Saturday. Go on out and get you some culture, boy. Take the lovely lady and have yourselves a good ol' time.

Extra-special news flash for the uninformed: Slayer is not a "hair band."
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Me: "Hello?"
Unnamed wretch: "Yes, Mr. Heller, I'm calling from AT&T to offer you a great new plan that will save you money on your long-distance calls. May I ask who your current long-distance carrier is?"

Me: "Well, actually, I get it through a friend."

(long pause)

Unnamed wretch: "You're not interested in saving money on your long-distance calls?"

Me: "No -- you see, he's threatened to beat my ass if I even think about changing."

Unnamed wretch (chuckling): "Why?"

Me: "Hell, I don't know -- he's just like that. I suspect no home training as a youngster."

Unnamed wretch (still chuckling): "OK, well, if you have any questions about AT&T, call 1-800-555-1234."

Me: "Fine, thanks a lot."

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