important survey

[Poll #54786]

(no subject)

Because I'm insane and was thinking about a phrase I used in my poll, I did a Yahoo! search for "soup to nuts" and found the following entry:

Datamax Corporation -- consultants providing soup to nuts integration.

I'm curious. What is "nuts integration" -- and why would you need soup for it?!?

poll results

Whoo hoo -- jism-like glop is gaining speed!





That could be the first time in the history of language that anyone has written that sentence. And you, my dear friends, are here to witness it.

(no subject)

More condiments are maligned in the comments to my poll.

And after rethinking it, I've decided that every once in a while a person can use a good nuts integration.

sucker-ass turkeys

Oh wow, now my union is calling for a vote to authorize "any job action, up to and including a strike." I don't think I'm down with that, yo. I have enough trouble paying my bills as it is. Jive motherfuckers.

(no subject)

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(no subject)

In a shocking development, "unspeakably evil, jism-like glop from the devil" has staged an unprecedented comeback to tie "wonderfully tasty goo from heaven" with eleven votes in my condiment poll! This is a gripping race.