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It's 86 today!!! Bring it on, motherfuckers.

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From: Chris
To: Kate
Subject: reporting for duty

So Kate, my dear, what's gonna happen on Friday? I need specific orders or I might end up aiming the newly decorated pimpvan at a rib shack in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. And if you try and stop me--IF YOU TRY AND STOP ME--you're going down. You're all going down.

OK, sorry, that was unnecessary.

From: Kate
To: Chris
Subject: RE: reporting for duty

You will receive further instruction shortly.
If you make for the border we (the Picnic Committee) will hunt you down like a rogue cow.
Is that clear?

From: Chris
To: Kate
Subject: RE: reporting for duty

Truant cow. Nice try, though. OK, OK, I'll behave--but only because I fear the wrath of you drunken musketeers. Northern aggression, indeed.

From: Kate
To: Chris
Subject: RE: reporting for duty

I believe "Northern Aggression" is synonymous for "sour grapes."

interview questions from saintclaire

1. What is the one thing in life that you want to do more than anything else?

Write a kick-ass, lasting book and die happy. So that's two things.

2. What were you like in High School?

I was a lot like I am now. Quiet but devious. A lot less motivated than I am now--or at least motivated in less healthy directions. Crazed about music. Not concerned about much other than the here and now (or there and then, or whatever). Not quite a burnout, but getting close. A tad insane.

3. As a child what was your favorite toy?

Hmmm. Favorite toy. I used to dig my Six Million Dollar Man dolls action figures a whole lot. I even had the Albert Goldman one. And Maskatron was totally bad-ass.

4. If you could live in any decade, future, past, or present, which one would you choose to live in and why?

Good question! Probably the '60s. If I could make it like 1964-1973, that would be cool. I would say right now, but of course I don't know what kind of crazy shit could happen in the next few years.

5. If you could spend any amount of money, and had a month off from work, what would you do?

God, what wouldn't I do? I'd get in the car with every CD I own, hit the road, and follow my nose. Make a beeline down to New Orleans, spend a lot of time in Texas visiting friends, and head out west to see a lot of shit I've never seen. Try to take in as much music and culture as I could. See a bunch of baseball. Visit the tavern in Woody Creek, CO, and see if I could run into Hunter Thompson.

the internet is gay

It's weird to watch the life of a word. Like "asshat." Growing up, I never heard anyone called an asshat. And then all of a sudden, bang! There's asshat. Everyone's using it. Even albert71292 says it. Asshat. Kind of a nifty word. The word of the moment. I'll look back on 2003 as the Year of the Asshat.

I won't even get into assclowns.