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Apr. 20th, 2005
Oh dear. I think I've finally lost it. I just went upstairs to return a book jacket to one of the designers. She was on the phone and kinda mouthed, "Thanks, Chris." So what did I do? I flashed her the metal devil-horns sign. And I wasn't trying to be funny or anything--for some reason it just happened, like that was a completely normal thing to do. Why did that happen? I think I'm possessed by Dio.
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Apr. 20th, 2005 04:47 pmThey can turn the heater off up in this piece at any time.
On a related note, I seem to have survived another Northeast winter. It was touch and go there for a while, but stuff is blooming and people are shedding clothes at last. The cherry blossoms should be lookin' like this later this week. Word up for spring.
A query: why is 98.6 a normal body temperature but a really hot temperature weather-wise?
Whoa. One of our authors does anal. (This one isn't our book, though.) God, you gotta read that article. Homegirl wrote about how she saved the condoms from many of her 298 anal penetrations, says that "you could eat off [her] asshole," and then responds to an interview question with "I would rather not talk about my personal life."
Oh, good lord. I followed a link from that article and found a disturbing how-to guide with answers to questions such as "Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?" WHAT THE SHIT?
Yes, yes, I know. I'm just going to start calling this journal Bestiality Today.
On a related note, I seem to have survived another Northeast winter. It was touch and go there for a while, but stuff is blooming and people are shedding clothes at last. The cherry blossoms should be lookin' like this later this week. Word up for spring.
A query: why is 98.6 a normal body temperature but a really hot temperature weather-wise?
Whoa. One of our authors does anal. (This one isn't our book, though.) God, you gotta read that article. Homegirl wrote about how she saved the condoms from many of her 298 anal penetrations, says that "you could eat off [her] asshole," and then responds to an interview question with "I would rather not talk about my personal life."
Oh, good lord. I followed a link from that article and found a disturbing how-to guide with answers to questions such as "Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?" WHAT THE SHIT?
Yes, yes, I know. I'm just going to start calling this journal Bestiality Today.
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Apr. 20th, 2005 10:13 pmAm I on crack here? WTF does "y'all" have to do with being a Klansman?