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They can turn the heater off up in this piece at any time.

On a related note, I seem to have survived another Northeast winter. It was touch and go there for a while, but stuff is blooming and people are shedding clothes at last. The cherry blossoms should be lookin' like this later this week. Word up for spring.

A query: why is 98.6 a normal body temperature but a really hot temperature weather-wise?

Whoa. One of our authors does anal. (This one isn't our book, though.) God, you gotta read that article. Homegirl wrote about how she saved the condoms from many of her 298 anal penetrations, says that "you could eat off [her] asshole," and then responds to an interview question with "I would rather not talk about my personal life."

Oh, good lord. I followed a link from that article and found a disturbing how-to guide with answers to questions such as "Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?" WHAT THE SHIT?

Yes, yes, I know. I'm just going to start calling this journal Bestiality Today.

Date: 2005-04-20 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedqueen.livejournal.com
that dolphin web site is fucked up! I'm going to go wash my eyes with soap now!

Date: 2005-04-20 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
No shit! I'm too skeered to click around to other pages on the site.

People are just shockingly fucked up. I think it's worse now that they can commiserate via the Internet.

Date: 2005-04-20 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ssaiscps.livejournal.com
yeah, that webpage is an internet classic.

Date: 2005-04-20 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genepool23.livejournal.com
I need to find some way to self-inflict brain damage so I don't have to remember seeing that page.

Date: 2005-04-21 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Seriously. The internet is gay.

Date: 2005-04-20 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madetoshine.livejournal.com
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?
A3) Accept, if possible!

HAHA oh my god...What the fuck?!

Date: 2005-04-21 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I know! Dolphins are smart creatures. Even they know that shit is wrong.

Date: 2005-04-20 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynical5679.livejournal.com
just say no to anal

Date: 2005-04-21 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Butt of course. I got no problem with saying no to that.

Date: 2005-04-21 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
You don't want the temperature outside to be the same temperature as the inside of your mouth, do you? I didn't think so.

Boy, I think you are out there cruising bestiality sites, and that makes me shake my head and want to tie you to a chair and have you watch a few hours of good old fashioned gym sock porn to wash your brain out.

Date: 2005-04-21 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
"Gym sock porn"?! Do I even want to know?

Date: 2005-04-22 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Mang, you know how most men in porn are walking around in nothing but gym socks. It's like they have a foot fungus, or something. You never see bare man feet in straight porn.
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, that is weird. They never wear underwear, but the socks never come off.

And whew. I thought you were talking about sock fucking or something.

Date: 2005-04-21 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iltamies.livejournal.com
I don't click on half your links, knowing where they go. It's part of the reason you're so great. But I did click on both this time, and no pun intended, but that shit is just wrong.

Date: 2005-04-21 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
No argument here. :)

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