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They can turn the heater off up in this piece at any time.

On a related note, I seem to have survived another Northeast winter. It was touch and go there for a while, but stuff is blooming and people are shedding clothes at last. The cherry blossoms should be lookin' like this later this week. Word up for spring.

A query: why is 98.6 a normal body temperature but a really hot temperature weather-wise?

Whoa. One of our authors does anal. (This one isn't our book, though.) God, you gotta read that article. Homegirl wrote about how she saved the condoms from many of her 298 anal penetrations, says that "you could eat off [her] asshole," and then responds to an interview question with "I would rather not talk about my personal life."

Oh, good lord. I followed a link from that article and found a disturbing how-to guide with answers to questions such as "Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?" WHAT THE SHIT?

Yes, yes, I know. I'm just going to start calling this journal Bestiality Today.

Date: 2005-04-20 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madetoshine.livejournal.com
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?
A3) Accept, if possible!

HAHA oh my god...What the fuck?!

Date: 2005-04-21 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I know! Dolphins are smart creatures. Even they know that shit is wrong.

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