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Nov. 18th, 2002 01:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaDo you have people who you call all the time but who never recognize your voice?
"Hello?"
"Hi, Hilda!"
*coldly* "Who's calling, please?"
I mean, sure, I guess it's rude not to introduce yourself right away, and it really annoys me when someone answers my "Hello" with a "Hello" of his own, but come on--who wouldn't immediately recognize this dead sexy voice of mine? I've been voted "Most Thrilling Orator" three years running in the tri-state area, and that's just on the basis of my telemarketer harassment. If they put me on the radio I'd cause pileups all down I-95.
Huh huh huh, I said "orator."
"Hello?"
"Hi, Hilda!"
*coldly* "Who's calling, please?"
I mean, sure, I guess it's rude not to introduce yourself right away, and it really annoys me when someone answers my "Hello" with a "Hello" of his own, but come on--who wouldn't immediately recognize this dead sexy voice of mine? I've been voted "Most Thrilling Orator" three years running in the tri-state area, and that's just on the basis of my telemarketer harassment. If they put me on the radio I'd cause pileups all down I-95.
Huh huh huh, I said "orator."
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*microphone check*
Date: 2002-11-18 11:26 am (UTC)I'm rockin' on the mic like my name was Sugar Ray
That's Leonard, not the band that did "All Star"
But I'm wearin' Chuck Taylors like my homie named Jar Jar.
That's it--that's all the freestyle I can kick for this year. Maybe I can do another verse in April or so. :)