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[wickedflea]

Arrggh. I slipped on some ice and fell on my ass just now in the parking lot. I hope I didn't fuck up my back. It doesn't hurt a lot right now, but I don't know how these things go. Might it get worse overnight?

I feel like such a geezer. At least I didn't break my hip.

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[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Dude. I am so glad you didn't break anything.

I hate it up here. Let's leave. I'll hock something for some bus tickets.

I did a 360 today on an unplowed highway on the way to a visit. These arses don't know how to drive in this crap and they were *born* here.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Yikes, a 360--those will have you saying "whew!" for years (if you make it out of them)! And yeah, let's get outta here and head for the land of bbq, boudin, gumbo, and proper cornbread. :)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

*moan*

And honest to gawd cathead biscuits.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

Ouch! I hope you're okay.

I slipped on ice last year and slid under the back end of my car.. now THATS embarrassing! :)

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :) You know, that car thing sound REALLY familiar--I think I might have done that one time. :)

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

I was getting stuff out of my trunk and slipped right under. The funny thing is that the driveway was on a hill and my car was at the top - If I had slid completely under and caught some speed, I would have went like a bowling ball into some pretty sturdy looking garbage cans.

I really hope you are ok, falls really arent a funny thing.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know, I've heard of lots of people slipping discs and all that. My back's a bit uncomfortable, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Sounds pretty scary to me.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

LOL - Some in my family still say it was the funniest thing they ever saw - "one minute she was there, the next minute she was GONE!" LOL

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I slipped on some ice and fell on my ass back in college. Nothing happened to my back or any other body parts.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've done it MANY times! I just feel a little creaky after this time, but I think I'm OK.

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Want me to buy you a walker for Christmas??

I've slipped on this shitass Thunder Bay ice about 500 times so far. I've yet to actually tumble, but I've come damn close.

Seeing your friends wipe out and fall down is some of the best fun ever!

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Friends wiping out is ALWAYS the best! My stepbrother, Fool, busted his ass on a bicycle years ago. Somehow he managed to break his collarbone AND fuck up his Achilles heel. I busted his chops endlessly about that. "Fool, how did you manage to fuck up parts at opposite ends of your body? I think you hit a street sign, dude. HAHAHAHAHA, you wiped out into a STREET SIGN, dude!"

If you could get me one o' them hotass wheelchairs, it would be nice.

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

I fell in the shower once and my roommate busted in the bathroom to see what all the noise was about. I was all gimp and whimpering at the side of the tub covered in soap and she just about went into an epileptic fit from all the laughter. I had tried to adjust the hot water tap with my toe and slipped. I had a bruise the size of a grapefruit right smack on my ass and had to sit on a pillow for 3 days.

About the wheelchair - I promised a life of leisure, not a life of sloth. hahaha!!!

hmmm....although if we both get wheelchairs, we could have races?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Man, I hadn't thought about that in years! Motherfucker was in a wheelchair and a cast and I'm calling him "Wipe-out." I was cruel, yo.

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

No way!!! That's what makes it wonderful!!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I think there was some Mel Brooks joke that went, "Comedy isn't when you fall down a manhole. Comedy is when someone else falls down a manhole."

[tonybologna.livejournal.com]

You feel like an old geezer? I first threw my back out during 8th grade wrestling practice. It kills me to this day. And we weren't even doing anything, we were just jogging. Even though I was undefeated that year. :)
On top of that, I have arthritis in my hip and both of my ankles.
And I blew my knee out last year...it gives out every now and then, and I have to wear a brace when I play football.
My hearing is going due to loud music/playing drums.

Ugh...the list goes on forever. I feel like I have a used body...I was ripped off.

And you should hear the sound my ankle makes when I roll it...it's fucking horrible.

[tonybologna.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and my heart. My cardiovascular system is all fucked. I can't run for very long without it hurting and my heart pounding. I played basketball for all of 10 minutes and had to sit down.
And I have high blood pressure.

I'm going to stop before I kill myself!

haha.

Call me Alzheimer.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You are young and spry, my boy, and I am old and decrepit.

Re: Call me Alzheimer.

[tonybologna.livejournal.com]

I may be young. I may be spry. BUT I AM NOT YOUR BOY!

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whoops, sorry--in my dementia I had you confused with my concierge, Bohab.

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[tonybologna.livejournal.com]

Word.