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[wickedflea]

Arrggh. I slipped on some ice and fell on my ass just now in the parking lot. I hope I didn't fuck up my back. It doesn't hurt a lot right now, but I don't know how these things go. Might it get worse overnight?

I feel like such a geezer. At least I didn't break my hip.

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[tonybologna.livejournal.com]

You feel like an old geezer? I first threw my back out during 8th grade wrestling practice. It kills me to this day. And we weren't even doing anything, we were just jogging. Even though I was undefeated that year. :)
On top of that, I have arthritis in my hip and both of my ankles.
And I blew my knee out last year...it gives out every now and then, and I have to wear a brace when I play football.
My hearing is going due to loud music/playing drums.

Ugh...the list goes on forever. I feel like I have a used body...I was ripped off.

And you should hear the sound my ankle makes when I roll it...it's fucking horrible.

[tonybologna.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and my heart. My cardiovascular system is all fucked. I can't run for very long without it hurting and my heart pounding. I played basketball for all of 10 minutes and had to sit down.
And I have high blood pressure.

I'm going to stop before I kill myself!

haha.

Call me Alzheimer.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You are young and spry, my boy, and I am old and decrepit.

Re: Call me Alzheimer.

[tonybologna.livejournal.com]

I may be young. I may be spry. BUT I AM NOT YOUR BOY!

Re: Call me Alzheimer.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whoops, sorry--in my dementia I had you confused with my concierge, Bohab.

Re: Call me Alzheimer.

[tonybologna.livejournal.com]

Word.