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[wickedflea]

Damn, I slipped up and forgot to wish my wife goatsupreme Happy Birthday! Enjoy it while it lasts--only one more year till you're a certified oldster like me!

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[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Your wife?!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OK, OK, so it's not officially recognized as a marriage by the United States, Canada, God, or the League of Nations. Mere technicalities.

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

I see...

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

You can tell, if you were really married, you would refer to her as yer "old lady" and be in the doghouse for a month.

-p

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

No way dude. I'm the dream wife. Not only does calling me old lady win points, but I also bring home the bacon.

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Why thank you hubby darling! Only two days late. I'll let it slide this year because it's the first time. haha!


...where's my present??

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

ack, I knew there was something else I was forgetting! Will try to get it out today or tomorrow. :)

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should read this oldtimer...

I don't want you going all Ronald Regan on me before I get my money's worth ;)

Call me Alzheimer.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Damn, I even forgot to go back and look at the article till now. But I remembered! That's a good sign, right, Phil? Phil?

I need a nap . . .

Re: Call me Alzheimer.

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

You must be working too hard. When are ya gonna move into my place??

Hey, wait a minute!

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

She's asking YOU for presents? I wouldn't take that, guy. I thought the arrangement was she was the moneybags and you were the housebitch. If she wants a present, she should give you the money to buy you one.

HAHA!

Elly is going to kick some katie butt now.

Re: Hey, wait a minute!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, homegirl got my back! :)

Re: Hey, wait a minute!

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

=D

Just because I know the arrangement...

Re: Hey, wait a minute!

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Hey!!! You shut up!!! Your ass is soooooo kicked!!!

He doesn't get an allowance yet.

Re: Hey, wait a minute!

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Well, he can buy you a present when he starts getting his allowance then.

--ooh, I feel like a lawyer.

Re: Hey, wait a minute!

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Mind your own beeswax hoser!! You're not allowed to participate in negotiations. hahaha!

Re: Hey, wait a minute!

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

HAHA! Maybe he already contacted me about obtaining my services.

Ma'am, I don't think we should be having this conversation.

ACK!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're s'posed to be covering my back!!! Now I'm gonna be in trouble!

Re: ACK!

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just here to make sure she keeps up the TOS (terms of service).

As long as you're a good bitch, she won't care.