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[wickedflea]

Damn, I slipped up and forgot to wish my wife goatsupreme Happy Birthday! Enjoy it while it lasts--only one more year till you're a certified oldster like me!

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OK, OK, so it's not officially recognized as a marriage by the United States, Canada, God, or the League of Nations. Mere technicalities.

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

I see...

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

You can tell, if you were really married, you would refer to her as yer "old lady" and be in the doghouse for a month.

-p

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

No way dude. I'm the dream wife. Not only does calling me old lady win points, but I also bring home the bacon.