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[wickedflea]

Good lord, I have a whole shitload of unused codes. If any of you stalkers out there want to create a LiveJournal account, shoot me a line and I'll let you know what favors you can do me.

My female LJ friends outnumber my male LJ friends by a ratio of about 2 to 1. I feel so mannish.

Yesterday I awakened to the sound of people cursing each other out in the parking lot. "I told you to move the car, motherfucker, not stand there and mock me on your goddamn cell phone!" "Shut up, bitch, I'll move it when I'm goddamned good and ready!" I wanted to yell out the window and tell them to shut the hell up before I came out there and hurt them, but I was afraid I might get sliced. I should have chunked a couple of fig newtons at 'em.

I've been eating a lot of fruit lately. Go me. Keep the doctor away, y'know.

I got DVDs in the mail yesterday from a girl to whom I traded copies of Twister (not that one) and Rubin and Ed. My Crispin Glover collection now includes pristine digital copies of Where the Heart Is (not that one) and My Tutor ('80s sex-comedy idiocy). It bugs me that Crispin has been in two movies that other movies stole the titles of. Say Where the Heart Is and people think you're talking about the Ashley Judd film. Say Twister and they think you mean the tornado flick. *sigh*

"My dog has an unusually high testosterone level." Name that movie. Please name it, because I'm not sure I know. I think I do, but please confirm.

Comments

you're such a badass

[acadiabaird.livejournal.com]

I should have chunked a couple of fig newtons at 'em.
*snort*

Re: you're such a badass

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yep, I am seriously dangerous.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

Is that movie line from "theres something about mary??"

Re:

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No, I think it's from much earlier. I mean, not like Gone with the Wind or anything, but, you know, the '80s.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Whoa boy, I can just see you hanging at a street cafe with my best friend. You chuck a Fig Newton at a vagabond that's trying to hit you up for some loose change. In the midst of your Newton tossing, my girl, Queenie, removes the pickle from her sandwich and slaps it to the side of your face. You two would be a couple of Stooges.

ps. Oh, she's also a huge fan of the double finger nostril pull and isn't afraid to do it.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I gotta meet this chick! My friends and I used to have great fun plucking pickles from our Burger King hamburgers and flinging them at the plate-glass windows. You'd be surprised how well they stick, especially with a good coating of ketchup!

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

i'd like some codes, please sir.
i think i'd like to start an alternate journal or five.
hobobebop@hotmail.com is a safe place to put them.
just name your price.
i lost your address long ago, just before my life went into a black hole. i'm coming out the other side and would be glad to share with you a copy of the greatest mixdisc to ever leave my burner.
so send me that again, iffen you want, and when my first paycheck makes me a rich man, i'll send.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

sent you some this weekend--didja get 'em?

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

i did- and thank ya kindly.
my other personalities will be thrilled.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

With all that cursing, it sounds like Samuel L. Jackson was there.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it would have been really cool if he'd showed up to put the hammer down!