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Jun. 20th, 2003 12:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaGood lord, I have a whole shitload of unused codes. If any of you stalkers out there want to create a LiveJournal account, shoot me a line and I'll let you know what favors you can do me.
My female LJ friends outnumber my male LJ friends by a ratio of about 2 to 1. I feel so mannish.
Yesterday I awakened to the sound of people cursing each other out in the parking lot. "I told you to move the car, motherfucker, not stand there and mock me on your goddamn cell phone!" "Shut up, bitch, I'll move it when I'm goddamned good and ready!" I wanted to yell out the window and tell them to shut the hell up before I came out there and hurt them, but I was afraid I might get sliced. I should have chunked a couple of fig newtons at 'em.
I've been eating a lot of fruit lately. Go me. Keep the doctor away, y'know.
I got DVDs in the mail yesterday from a girl to whom I traded copies of Twister (not that one) and Rubin and Ed. My Crispin Glover collection now includes pristine digital copies of Where the Heart Is (not that one) and My Tutor ('80s sex-comedy idiocy). It bugs me that Crispin has been in two movies that other movies stole the titles of. Say Where the Heart Is and people think you're talking about the Ashley Judd film. Say Twister and they think you mean the tornado flick. *sigh*
"My dog has an unusually high testosterone level." Name that movie. Please name it, because I'm not sure I know. I think I do, but please confirm.
My female LJ friends outnumber my male LJ friends by a ratio of about 2 to 1. I feel so mannish.
Yesterday I awakened to the sound of people cursing each other out in the parking lot. "I told you to move the car, motherfucker, not stand there and mock me on your goddamn cell phone!" "Shut up, bitch, I'll move it when I'm goddamned good and ready!" I wanted to yell out the window and tell them to shut the hell up before I came out there and hurt them, but I was afraid I might get sliced. I should have chunked a couple of fig newtons at 'em.
I've been eating a lot of fruit lately. Go me. Keep the doctor away, y'know.
I got DVDs in the mail yesterday from a girl to whom I traded copies of Twister (not that one) and Rubin and Ed. My Crispin Glover collection now includes pristine digital copies of Where the Heart Is (not that one) and My Tutor ('80s sex-comedy idiocy). It bugs me that Crispin has been in two movies that other movies stole the titles of. Say Where the Heart Is and people think you're talking about the Ashley Judd film. Say Twister and they think you mean the tornado flick. *sigh*
"My dog has an unusually high testosterone level." Name that movie. Please name it, because I'm not sure I know. I think I do, but please confirm.
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Date: 2003-06-20 10:51 am (UTC)