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[wickedflea]

This is what my mail routinely looks like when I get it out of the box. Not after I leave it in the car for a week. The minute I take it out of the freaking box. Fuckass mailman. I've never lived anywhere where the mail delivery is this screwy. Right after I moved up here I was expecting a check from Dad and a new Social Security card, and neither ever showed up. Look at those envelopes! The red ones are Netflix DVDs! I'm gonna be pissed if any of 'em are cracked.

Wow, am I captivating today or WHAT? I think next I'll post about my ingrown toenail and how many pairs of mismatched socks I have.

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[motherevol.livejournal.com]

See, this is why my friend's back in Chi-town miss me. I usually spew all this comedic drivel from my cock holster after a few martinis. A girl loves an appeTEASER that will make her foam at the mouth and digress into a babbling shitstirrer.

Until then, I'll continue to fook with the UPS dude. ;)