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[wickedflea]

This is what my mail routinely looks like when I get it out of the box. Not after I leave it in the car for a week. The minute I take it out of the freaking box. Fuckass mailman. I've never lived anywhere where the mail delivery is this screwy. Right after I moved up here I was expecting a check from Dad and a new Social Security card, and neither ever showed up. Look at those envelopes! The red ones are Netflix DVDs! I'm gonna be pissed if any of 'em are cracked.

Wow, am I captivating today or WHAT? I think next I'll post about my ingrown toenail and how many pairs of mismatched socks I have.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Gah! She's stalkin' ya, Mip. Be careful out there.

But seriously, that is weird. I would have thought there were all sorts of federal regulations regarding who could carry the mail. But who knows? They hired Newman. Oh, wait, that's Seinfeld. TV. Fiction. Not real, Flea. *slaps brain*

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[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I thought so, too. Guess not!