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[wickedflea]

This is what my mail routinely looks like when I get it out of the box. Not after I leave it in the car for a week. The minute I take it out of the freaking box. Fuckass mailman. I've never lived anywhere where the mail delivery is this screwy. Right after I moved up here I was expecting a check from Dad and a new Social Security card, and neither ever showed up. Look at those envelopes! The red ones are Netflix DVDs! I'm gonna be pissed if any of 'em are cracked.

Wow, am I captivating today or WHAT? I think next I'll post about my ingrown toenail and how many pairs of mismatched socks I have.

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daaaaamn

[dkt2.livejournal.com]

Holy shit! You have to be kidding. That's some fugged up mess there. That mess has to be intentional. He was probably trying to ravage through it to look for da porn milk.