sit on it, Potsie

[wickedflea]

I'm in a terrible habit of sitting on my foot. Instead of letting both legs hang down from a chair like a normal person, I bring my left leg underneath me and sit on it, so that every time I get up to walk to the printer or wherever, my foot's all red and I limp because the lower part of my leg is asleep.

I hope this doesn't mean I'm gay or anything. Not that there's anything wrong with that--it would just be majorly confusing to find out now.

I've always sat funny. For most of my life when I had to sit on the floor I would sort of sit on my ass and let my lower legs go out to the side. People always thought it was the funniest thing--had never seen anyone sit like that, blah blah blah. I'm not as limber as I used to be, however, so it's not as easy as it used to be.

But one thing I cannot do is sit Indian-style. (Can you still say that?) I can do it for about a second and a half, but that's it. After that my ass starts to hurt too much. And I dunno, it's just not comfortable at all.

Damn, though, look at this. It does look pretty painful, huh? It sort of looks like I've dropped straight out of an airplane and tried to land on my feet and they just got fucked all up. But it was comfortable to me.



I wouldn't have made this post, but people kept hounding me for ruminations on my sitting habits. I'm all about giving the public what they want.

Comments

[ferretsofglory.livejournal.com]

I miss tvs like that.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they were badass! And how 'bout the PANELING, huh? Pretty stylish, eh? :) I wonder whose house that was--must have been my aunt and uncle's or something.

[ferretsofglory.livejournal.com]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVED the KA-CLUNK! sound of changing the tv channels. Kids today with their remotes, sitting on their asses on the couch have no idea the about the fun of sitting on the floor by the tv flipping channels for the parents after dinner.

Heh. Nice panelling indeed! Do you remember the other big style of paneling? The WHITE ones?

Check out these TV's:

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've seen those! I thought, man, I'm GETTING one! Then I found out how much they cost. :/

Re: Check out these TV's:

[ferretsofglory.livejournal.com]

holy cow!!!

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[eluzive.livejournal.com]

We had one of those big ass ones that didn't have any legs (feet? don't know what the right terminology is) anyhow. It was just this gigantic box. We had it up to six or seven years ago. We weren't using it. In fact we hadn't used that t.v. the last few years we had it. We just put our new one right on top! So there it stood in our living room as a freagin t.v. stand.