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[wickedflea]

Bah. It seems that all the women/girls/ladies/females/chicks I know in the general area are otherwise involved I mean, sure, there's Margaret the Shakespeare Lady, but we have way too many issues for it to work. I need to meet someone cool. I'm a good kid--I'm nice to kids and animals, I have a job and a car, and I only throw fig newtons at people who really deserve it.

Hmmm, maybe that "good kid" thing is the wrong direction to take. Maybe I should start developing a rap sheet.

Comments

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

Honestly... if you develop that bad guy image, you will definately get laid more because all the low self-esteem chics will be dying to validate their existence through your attention.

Somehow I don't see you being satisfied by a desperate attempt at validation.

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

I need my laundry done.

Hey, what about that nice clown lady??

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

Well, I can only offer this... DONT go to a personals site. They suck.

and while on the subject of personal sites It cant be any worse than this guys experience!! (http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/living/6438763.htm)

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Just hang in there. Someone will come along, they always do. Convince yourself of the inevitablity that it will happen, and don't be so concerned with the "when". Works for me.

-p

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're right, I wouldn't be. =) Plus, if I tried to cultivate that image I'd probably screw it up--like I'd get shot while trying to knock over a Toys R Us or get a nasty infection while getting my nose pierced.

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

On the other hand... the bad boy image would probably get you landed in prison... eventually.

I hear there's LOTS of sex in prison.

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

you did not just suggest that...

[jra1279.livejournal.com]

there's a less obstreperous homeless lady that hangs out around whitney ave. she always wears gold earrings. she doesn't look all that homeless, now that i think of it. maybe she just likes to ask me for change.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

!!!

*shudders*

OK, right, so scratch that idea.

I'll be there in an hour.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Pffffft. I'm sure Jammie would love to get me in her clutches, but I'll never yield to her advances. Fuggin' clown.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Holy sheep shit. I'll bet that was the same guy who couldn't get hired at McDonald's.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess. So you're saying that I shouldn't get outside with a sandwich board that reads "Will bone for food"?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks. =)

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Dude, Sandwich boards are sooooo 20th century. Think JUMBOTRON. Or better yet, think clever slogan on a T-shirt.

-p

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

haha... poor guy. That sucks huh?
I think that would be the point where I gave up :)

Matchmaker Mip!

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

I wish you lived closer...I'd hook you up with someone!

Try it. You'll like it.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

This is an excellent aphrodisiac to get the skirts begging for Flea.

Re: Matchmaker Mip!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Pffft. If I lived closer I'd put that Spud guy out on his ass and move in with you. ;)

Re: Matchmaker Mip!

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Yay, I love men fighting over me!

Re: Try it. You'll like it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Dude. I already tried that. (See bottom entry.)

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Those women/girls/ladies/females/chicks you know in the general area don't know what they're missing. They'll come round. In the mean time, how about an escort service?

Bok bok?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's just too effing bizarre. Maybe we're siamese twins joined at the head - only we're invisible to each other? That would explain why you have been seen on several different occasions using the women's washroom at Macy's.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ehhh. I think I'll have to get a lot more desperate before I do that.

That, and I can't afford it. ;)

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

Heh. You should mebbe take up a collection?

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you lived closer and I were ten years older....

;)

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Hey, if the Boy didn't exist...

For one thing, I love your method of composition.

And your cock-flavored soup. My favorite!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

ROWR

Hey, I act pretty immature--would that help at all? ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

=) Thanks, dear. Oh well, meet ya in the next world. Don't be late. ;)

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

I'll be carrying a rose in my teeth and dressed like Anais Nin. Save me a seat by the dessert.