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[wickedflea]

Bah. It seems that all the women/girls/ladies/females/chicks I know in the general area are otherwise involved I mean, sure, there's Margaret the Shakespeare Lady, but we have way too many issues for it to work. I need to meet someone cool. I'm a good kid--I'm nice to kids and animals, I have a job and a car, and I only throw fig newtons at people who really deserve it.

Hmmm, maybe that "good kid" thing is the wrong direction to take. Maybe I should start developing a rap sheet.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're right, I wouldn't be. =) Plus, if I tried to cultivate that image I'd probably screw it up--like I'd get shot while trying to knock over a Toys R Us or get a nasty infection while getting my nose pierced.

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

On the other hand... the bad boy image would probably get you landed in prison... eventually.

I hear there's LOTS of sex in prison.

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

you did not just suggest that...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

!!!

*shudders*

OK, right, so scratch that idea.