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[wickedflea]

OK, here's a situation. A car cuts you off in traffic or does something equally dangerous. You notice that the car has a handicapped sticker on it. Do you think, "Yeah, no fucking wonder"? I do. It might not be a very nice thought, but I can't help it.

(No fucking wonder that they're handicapped, I mean--yanno, like they've probably been in terrible wrecks before? Yeah.)

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[zoe.livejournal.com]

and then blammo you nail them with a fig newton!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Damn straight. I'm an equal-opportunity newton flinger.

um yeah!

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

or i wonder what their disability is. is it that they have no legs and that's why THEY'RE DRIVING LIKE A FUCKING LOON? or, are they FRIGGIN BLIND! or just MENTAL TARDS! you know, that kind of thing.

Re: um yeah!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whew, thank goodness it's not just me.

We're bad people. :(

Re: um yeah!

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

yes, very bad! so bad we're GOOD!!!

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

i always feel guilty if i think bad bad thoughts about the person who cut me off if i see they have a handicap sticker, are ugly, or are old. :(

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, I SAID it was probably a bad thought! I'm not PROUD of it!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

huh huh huh ugly people

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I think it's mental. One time I saw a red corvette with a handicapped plaque. I said to my boss, "That must've been one hell of a lawsuit."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha!

[ex-debgirl0.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but have you ever screamed out the window: "God made you handicapped for a reason, so you wouldn't fucking drive!" ???

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OMG, this discussion keeps reaching new depths. I like it when that happens. ;)

mmm no

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

BUT I WILL NOW! mmuuuwwwaaahhh!

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

Thank the gods. I always wondered if it was just me.

I've been known to yell (sometimes at a light sitting next to them after they've pulled whatever their bonehead move was) "Do you drive like an ASSHOLE because you're a cripple, or are you a cripple because YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!!?"

Yes, I use the word "cripple" without apology or guilt. There's enough figurative blood on my hands that I don't bother to feel guilty about not being PC.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Right on, brother. I think I'll have to start using that line! Except I'll probably make a sign to wave at offenders instead; I'm afflicted and would never be able to make my way through the whole thing without stuttering.

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

Signs are goooooooooooooooooooood.