ok, yeah, april fool's

[wickedflea]

Y'all ain't EVEN buyin' what I'm sellin', are ya?!? I guess I shoulda done it early in the day. But I can't help being a little miffed that y'all don't seem to believe that I can impregnate someone! I got crazy sperms! Big, hulking sperms with hair on their chests! I got all kinda seed! *flexes*

*weeps for my unborn child*

Comments

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

You are too much.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I got nothin' on my sperms. Those guys are NUTS.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Do you call your boys Brazil? 'Cuz that's where the nuts come from.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

It would've been more convincing if you mentioned some info on the mother.

*blank stare*

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

. . . you mean there has to be another person involved???

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

Next time try something like you got bit by a wolverine, or something.

:)

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

We're just too smart for you, Flea!

[rufus.livejournal.com]

It was mainly that it was a public entry, and you always put Major Personal Stuff friends-only.

and you were far too glib - you get locquacious when it's Really Personal, too.

:>