ok, yeah, april fool's

[wickedflea]

Y'all ain't EVEN buyin' what I'm sellin', are ya?!? I guess I shoulda done it early in the day. But I can't help being a little miffed that y'all don't seem to believe that I can impregnate someone! I got crazy sperms! Big, hulking sperms with hair on their chests! I got all kinda seed! *flexes*

*weeps for my unborn child*

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I got nothin' on my sperms. Those guys are NUTS.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Do you call your boys Brazil? 'Cuz that's where the nuts come from.