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[wickedflea]

If I ever write a work of fiction, I'll have no problem coming up with kick-ass names for my characters. All I'll have to do is take a sampling from my spam folder. Like this:

Angelita Shoemaker
Fools Q. Pottawaromie
Sticks D. Kneeing
Eliza Dushku
Cherry Jewell
Gooface Moneyshot
Donnell Begay
Cambrian E. Tarnishing
Gordimer D. Reopened
Dominate Q. Repertories
Internal Creamer
Totems P. Knavery
Lizzie Mcginnis
Aba Acquit
Precipices E. Baccalaureate
Amazing Dog Treats
Orthogonality C. Tinkling
Exponeniation R. Miscellany
Kindle D. Jazzing
Unwilling H. Stanchions
Crystal I. Ecological
Terry Coon

There are also a helluva lot of Lisas. whassup w/ dat

Comments

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

eliza dushku is real omg. hah.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT! I started not to include that one because it seemed so familiar. Color me ign'ant.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

color you thanked, cause it's always fun to look at her.

[ugatraci.livejournal.com]

Several people have told me I look like her. I don't see it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Actually you kinda do! But I'd have to get a closer look to be sure. ;)

Phineas Q. Finkelstein

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Eliza played Faith on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and currently plays a coroner in the show Tru Calling. Hee.

Re: Phineas Q. Finkelstein

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

It's happened. I am officially Without a Clue.

Re: Phineas Q. Finkelstein

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I think there's a golfer named Notah Begay. It helps if you sing it like Men at Work. ;)

[taffetaroses.livejournal.com]

my favorite is Totems P. Knavery !

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

For some reason I'm really partial to Terry Coon, which is strange because I can't even tell you what's funny about it. It just has a nice ring. =)

[gobstopgobble.livejournal.com]

Those are good.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

If you think the NAMES are good, you should see some of the SITES they're pitching. Boy oh BOY.

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

My favorite name for a character (in one of the sci fi plays I was working on) was Areola Pinkerton. :-)

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

Oh! And Stumpy McGill, the Singing, Clogging Cowboy.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HA! Both great ones. I always liked Placenta Juan the Afterbirth Tycoon from Naked Lunch.