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[wickedflea]

If I ever write a work of fiction, I'll have no problem coming up with kick-ass names for my characters. All I'll have to do is take a sampling from my spam folder. Like this:

Angelita Shoemaker
Fools Q. Pottawaromie
Sticks D. Kneeing
Eliza Dushku
Cherry Jewell
Gooface Moneyshot
Donnell Begay
Cambrian E. Tarnishing
Gordimer D. Reopened
Dominate Q. Repertories
Internal Creamer
Totems P. Knavery
Lizzie Mcginnis
Aba Acquit
Precipices E. Baccalaureate
Amazing Dog Treats
Orthogonality C. Tinkling
Exponeniation R. Miscellany
Kindle D. Jazzing
Unwilling H. Stanchions
Crystal I. Ecological
Terry Coon

There are also a helluva lot of Lisas. whassup w/ dat

Comments

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

My favorite name for a character (in one of the sci fi plays I was working on) was Areola Pinkerton. :-)

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

Oh! And Stumpy McGill, the Singing, Clogging Cowboy.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HA! Both great ones. I always liked Placenta Juan the Afterbirth Tycoon from Naked Lunch.